We're not just talking about any ordinary squirrels here. Oh no. These aren't your cute, fluffy, woodland-dwelling creatures. These are the kind that have been driven mad by the constant barrage of birdseed and sunflower seed bombs.
We're talking ninja-level stealth, parkour-experts, ninja-grade acrobatics, and an unwavering dedication to making you, the human, regret ever underestimating them.
So, if you value your sanity, your garden gnomes, or your perfectly manicured lawn, do not, I repeat, DO NOT, attempt to approach them. They will not be silenced, they will not be tamed, and they will not be defeated. They are the Aangry Squirrels of Subpage 2, and you will bow to their might.
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