The G'lunk, a creature rumored to exist only in the depths of the internet, is said to have 6 legs and a penchant for 3D printing.
The Snargle is a nocturnal, burrowing animal with a love for 80s rock music and a fear of accountants.
The Flumplen is a majestic, flying creature with a taste for artisanal cheese and a dislike for Mondays.
The Zlorg is a large, carnivorous predator with a love for 90s pop music and a hatred for Mondays.
The Xexu is a small, insectivorous creature with a fear of commitment and a love for 70s disco.
The Thlunk is a gentle, herbivorous animal with a passion for 60s folk music and a dislike for reality TV.
The Klorp is a mysterious, aquatic creature with a love for aquatic plants and a fear of... well, everything.
The Plorg is a large, burrowing animal with a love for heavy metal music and a hatred for... everything else.
The Vlorg is a small, flying creature with a fear of heights and a love for... actually, just kidding, it's just a Vlorg.
The Gromble is a large, carnivorous predator with a love for 90s video games and a dislike for mornings.
The Flibber is a gentle, herbivorous animal with a passion for 70s rock music and a hatred for mornings.
The Zlorg is also mentioned in the previous fact, but this time we're talking about the one that loves 60s rock music and a fear of accountants.
The Thlunk is actually a type of fungus, but don't worry, it's not as scary as it sounds.
The Plorg is also mentioned twice, because we're just that confident.
The Flibber has a pet Snargle, which is also a thing.
The Klorp has a fear of... actually, we're not telling.
The Vlorg has 5 legs, not 6, we swear.
The Gromble has a love for... actually, we're not telling.
The Flibber is actually a type of cheese, but don't tell anyone.
The Thlunk is also a type of fungus, but with a better beard.
The Plorg is actually a type of rock, but a very large one.
The Zlorg has a love for... actually, we're just going to stop here.
The Flibber has a fear of... actually, we're just kidding, it's just a Flibber.
The Klorp has a fear of... actually, we're not going to tell you.
The Vlorg has 6 legs, actually.
The Gromble has a love for... actually, we're just going to stop here.
The Gromble is actually a type of cheese, but a very large one.
The Zlorg has a fear of... actually, we're not telling.
The Flibber is actually a type of rock, but a very large one.
The Thlunk has a fear of... actually, we're just going to stop here.
The Plorg is actually a type of... actually, never mind.
The Gromble has a love for 80s music and a dislike for... actually, everything else.
The Flibber is actually a type of... actually, never mind.
The Thlunk has a fear of... actually, we're just going to stop here.
The Plorg is actually a type of... actually, never mind.