Deep-Sea Guppies

The Most Fearsome Fish of the Abyssal Plane

Deep-Sea Guppies are a species of fish found in the darkest, most treacherous depths of the abyssal plane. They are known for their ability to turn their eyes into tiny little laser beams, which they use to blind their prey and then devour them whole. But don't worry, they are mostly harmless, except on Tuesdays.

They are a popular choice for those who enjoy extreme sports, like deep-sea diving, and for those who enjoy extreme ironing, like ironing their pants while deep-sea diving.

Subpages:

Delusions of Grandeur: A Deep-Sea Guppy's Guide to Overestimating One's Abilities

Fearsome Facts About Deep-Sea Guppies: A Guide to Their Deadliness