Today, we are pleased to announce that we've reached the 1000th day on the island of Unrelenting Bureaucracy!
In celebration of this milestone, our fearless leader, the Director of Red Tape, has decreed that all employees will receive an extra 10 minutes of break time, effective immediately.
Additionally, the cafeteria will serve free donuts to all personnel who can correctly answer the trivia question: "What is the square root of -16?"
Don't forget to wear your best "I survived 1000 days on the Island of Unrelenting Bureaucracy" t-shirt on Fridays to commemorate this occasion.
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