Couch Invasion Tactics - 2024 Edition

Subtitle: "Because You're Gonna Need a New Sofa Soon"

Warning: The following document contains classified information about the art of invading the living rooms of unsuspecting individuals. Proceed with caution (or not).

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Important Notice

As of 2024, the International Association of Couch Invaders has issued a formal statement regarding the increasing popularity of the practice:

Due to the alarming rise of couch invasion tactics, we urge all would-be invaders to exercise caution, consideration, and an occasional glance at the couch's warranty.

Classified Information

Classified documents regarding the 2024 Invasion of the Smith's living room are available upon request. Please contact our secure server at contact@couchinvasion.org for access.

Disclaimer

This is a work of fiction. Do not attempt to use the information contained herein as actual, real-world instructions for invading living rooms or any other human dwellings. We're looking at you, couch invaders!