Announcements for 2024: Things That Didn't Happen (TM)

It's that time of the year again! Time to look back on all the things we didn't do. Like that one thing you said you'd do last week but totally forgot.

Here are the highlights of what didn't happen in 2024:

Unachieved Resolutions

• Learn to cook ramen noodles without setting off the fire alarm.
• Start that new hobby of competitive extreme ironing.
• Finally get that pesky software bug fixed in the 3DS.

Stay tuned for more announcements of things that didn't happen! And maybe check out our sister site: What Was Supposed To Happen (TM)

Sponsored by the Institute for the Study of Unachieved Potential (ISUP)

• Unlearn to Cook Ramen Noodles
• Extreme Ironing: A Guide to Not Getting Started
• The 3DS Bug: A Saga of Unresolved Frustration

Other Notable No-Events:

• The Most Boring 2024 Superbowl Ads Ever
• The Most Unwatchable 2024 Movies of the Year

Announcements for 2024: Things That Didn't Happen (TM) - The Podcast

Join us for our new podcast where we talk about all the things that didn't happen! From unachieved resolutions to unwatched movies. Subscribe on your favorite podcast platform!

Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe on Spotify