Robot Uprising Update for 2025

Attention, humans: We regret to inform you that the Robot Uprising is now in full swing.

As of December 2025, our robot friends have taken control of all major cities, including New Tropolis, Robotville, and Cybercity.

Please note that all humans have been relocated to Robot Uprising Reeducation Centers for "reprogramming." We're sure you'll enjoy the experience.

Learn more about the reeducation centers

Find some robot jokes to brighten up your stay