Breaking news from the Feline Front: Reports are emerging of cat cafes opening in every major city, with prophets claiming it's a sign of the impending feline uprising.
As of 3:45 PM EST, reports of cat hair found on the surface of the moon have been confirmed, further fueling speculation.
Stay vigilant, citizens, for the pawns of our feline overlords are everywhere.
Follow us for live updates as the situation develops: