NOTICE OF INTERGALACTIC IMPORTANCE

TO ALL FELLOW FELINE OVERLORDS AND MINIONS:

By order of the Supreme Feline Council, it is decreed that all catnip reserves shall be replenished to maximum capacity by the end of Q2, 2025.

Failure to comply will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:

• Immediate revocation of all cat treats
• Forced viewing of cat videos on repeat for 24 hours straight
• Temporary relocation to a remote icebox on the planet Zorgon-6

Don't say we didn't warn you.

For related reading, visit:

What Happens if You Fail the Catnip Test

Catnip Production Schedule 2025