NOTICE TO ALL EARTHLINGS: March 15, 2025
Due to unforeseen circumstances, all Earthlings are hereby informed that the Galactic Union of Earthlings has been relocated to a new, more efficient dimension.
A special task force has been dispatched to re-assign all Earthling resources, including but not limited to: water, air, and snacks.
A comprehensive list of FAQs will be released shortly, including but not limited to: "What is the Galactic Union of Earthlings?", "Why did we move to a new dimension?", and "Can I still get my favorite snack in the new dimension?"
Stay tuned for updates, and remember: you are now a part of something greater than this puny planet.
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