2025-03-01 We are pleased to announce that the new galaxy-spanning Wi-Fi network is now live. Enjoy your 56Kbps connection. Need help with your new network connection? Contact our tech team
2025-03-15 The free coffee in the break room is now infused with the essence of pure, unadulterated despair. Please do not drink. Learn more about the new coffee experience
2025-03-20 A new shipment of space-suits has arrived, complete with built-in ponies. Please report to the supply closet for fitting and distribution. Get your free space-suit
2025-03-25 Please note that the new policy on zero-gravity workstations is now in effect. All employees must now sign a waiver before using. Review the new policy