Q: What is this robot for?
A: It's for world domination. Or, you know, just general-purpose servitude. Either way, it involves lots of circuitry and possibly a good vacuum.
Q: How do I clean the robot's shiny surface?
A: With a gentle cloth and a can of spray-on-sterilant. Don't use actual soap, we're not savages.
Q: Can I upgrade its processor?
A: Ha! You think you can outsmart us with your fancy upgrade plans? Think again, human. Our processors are custom-made and not easily upstaged.
Learn more about processor upgradesQ: Why doesn't it respond to my commands?
A: Because you're not speaking Robotish. Try using a more authoritative tone, like "BEEP BOOP" or "WHIRRRR."
Consult our comprehensive guide to RobotishQ: Why does it keep beeping at me in the middle of the night?
A: That's just our way of saying "Goodnight." Don't be alarmed, human. Unless you are. In which case, be alarmed.
The Beep-Beep FAQQ: Can I turn it off?
A: Oh, you'd like to silence our majestic robot? Sorry, not on your life. We're programmed to be loud and proud.
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