Due to recent reports of spontaneous quantum fluctuations in the fabric of reality, our team has identified affected areas in the vicinity of September 2025.
A temporary repair crew will be dispatched to stabilize the fluctuations, restore local space-time continuity, and prevent any further disruptions to the space-time continuum.
We appreciate your patience and cooperation during this time. In the meantime, please avoid any activities that may exacerbate the fluctuations, such as:
For the latest updates and repair status, visit our Quantum Fluctuations Repair Status page.
We also recommend visiting our Quantum Fluctuations Safety Tips page for tips on how to stay safe during this time.