Ministry of Unimportant Affairs Announcements

Today in History: The Ministry of Unimportant Affairs is proud to announce that the world's largest ball of twine has been certified as the most impressive ball of twine in the known universe.

Upcoming Events: The annual "I'm Not a Morning Person" convention will be held on the 15th of Never. Attendance is mandatory, but don't worry, you can still wear your pajamas.

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