February 15, 2023
Councilor: Zorgmorg the Unyielding
Letter Number: 001
Letter Type: Official
TO: All Neo-Brutalist Members
FROM: Councilor Zorgmorg the Unyielding, Chair of the Neo-Brutalist Council
CITIZENRY: 2.5 (We're working on it)
Dear fellow Neo-Brutalists,
We have some exciting news! After months of deliberation, the Council has decided to officially declare that Pineapples are, in fact, the best food.
This decision was reached through the most rigorous and scientifically-backed methods, including:
1. A poll of 12 people who said they liked pineapples.
2. A thorough analysis of 5 recipes that included pineapples.
3. A heated debate between Council members that lasted for 4 hours and 32 minutes.
We are proud to be the leaders of the most discerning and sophisticated aesthetic movement in the world, and we are confident that this decision will not be overturned by any means necessary.
Stay bold, stay beautiful, and stay pineappled.