We are thrilled to announce that the Neo-Brutalist Council has finally approved the construction of a 50-story skyscraper made entirely out of discarded dental floss. The structure will serve as a symbol of our unwavering commitment to the art form and will be visible from space.
• The building will be covered in a special, patented brand of reflective paint that changes color depending on the time of day.
• The floss will be sourced from local dental clinics, ensuring a carbon-neutral and socially responsible supply chain.
• The building's foundation will be built on a bed of pure, unadulterated, imported Brazilian quartz crystal.
• And, of course, it will be topped with a majestic, hand-crafted bronze statue of a giant, flamingo.
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