Techniques of Effective Annoyance: A Guide

Chapter 1: The Art of Sudden, Unannounced Noise

Learn how to create an atmosphere of tension with the Sudden, Unannounced Noise technique. This involves making loud, unexpected noises while people are in the middle of something else. A great way to clear the room!

Chapter 2: The Power of Unrelenting Questions

Discover the art of asking the same question over and over, even after the other person has answered. A perfect way to drive your companions to the brink of insanity!

Chapter 3: The Strategy of Inconvenient Timing

Master the skill of interrupting others just as they're about to make a point, or worse, just as they're about to take a bite of food. A surefire way to ruin any social interaction.

Chapter 4: The Technique of Unending Expectations

Learn how to raise the bar of expectation for others, only to have it crash down when they inevitably fail to meet your standards. A great way to create a sense of perpetual disappointment!

Chapter 5: The Tactic of Uncooperative Helpfulness

Discover the art of offering "help" that's actually just more of a hindrance. A perfect way to make others feel both helpless and annoyed!

Annoyance Meter: Track your progress and see how effective you are at annoying those around you!