We're an enigmatic collective of artisans who defy the rules of reality. Our craft is our passion, our passion is our craft, but mostly it's just our excuse to wear funny hats.
Our artisans are masters of the obscure, the bizarre, and the just plain weird. We're talkers of the talk, the walkers of the walk, and the eaters of the eat.
Our motto? "We're not just artisans, we're exceptional artisans, dammit."
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