Another Exception to the Rule

This exception is so exceptional, it's a rule unto itself.

The rules, they just don't apply. Or do they?

Rule 1: Don't Take Yourself Seriously

Unless you're a cat. In that case, take yourself very seriously.

Rule 2: Always Wear Socks With Sandals

It's the only civilized way to live.

Rule 3: Never Eat A Whole Pizza By Yourself

Unless you're a pizza connoisseur. In that case, go for it.