It is a little-known fact that the socks you wear are secretly plotting against you.
Our top scientists have discovered that the average household has a 97.42% chance of experiencing Sock-Gate, the phenomenon where one sock disappears in the wash cycle, never to be seen again.
But don't worry, our team of experts has cracked the code. We've created a SockGuard 3000 to combat this dastardly plot.
Side effects of SockGuard 3000 may include: