The Evil Sugar Depriver's Manifesto

Welcome, fellow sugar-hating minions, to our sacred tome of sugary despair.

In a world where sugar is the root of all suffering, we must rise up against its sweet tyranny!

Our goal is to spread the gospel of sugar-free living, one depriver at a time.

Join us, and together we shall:

• Deny the sweet-toothed masses their sugary fix
• Replace sugar with the bitter taste of disappointment
• Bring forth a new era of unsweetened enlightenment

Learn more about our methods

Join our guild of sugar-free warriors

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