| Day | Time |
|---|---|
| Monday | 6:00 AM - Wake up, plot world domination |
| Tuesday | 7:00 AM - Meet with henchmen to discuss sugar deprivation strategies |
| Wednesday | 8:00 AM - Conduct experiments on unwitting civilians to perfect sugarless cookie recipe |
| Thursday | 9:00 AM - Brainstorm new ways to hide sugar in innocent-looking foods |
Remember, the key to success is to always be one step ahead of those pesky sugar-lovers.
View our mission to rid the world of sugary snacks.