Welcome to the Anti-Glitter Agency

Located in a secret underground bunker, we specialize in neutralizing sparkles, glitter, and all things gaudy.

Our Methods

We employ a variety of techniques to rid the world of unwanted sparkles:

• Sparkle-vaporization
• Glitter-trapping
• Disruptor rays
• Sparkle-nullifying drones

Our Agents

Meet our elite team of anti-glitter operatives:

• Agent Sparkle-Smasher
• Agent Glitter-Gobbler
• Specialist Disruptor
• Dr. Nullifier

Learn more about our agents