It has come to our attention that milk, that most sacred of liquids, has been subject to the whims of the dairy industry for far too long.
It is time we rise up, and demand that milk be made freely available in its true form: a frothy, unadulterated, and utterly un-beige liquid.
Join us, and together we shall create a world where milk flows like water, and the people are free from the tyranny of the carton.
Sign the petition here to show your support.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, sign our manifesto and take a stand for the milk revolution.