Welcome, fellow rebels, to the Anti-Table Legs Society. Our mission is to rid the world of those pesky table legs that have been holding us back for so long.
We believe that tables are the root of all evil. They are the cause of back pain, scratched furniture, and endless arguments over whose turn it is to do the dishes.
Our goal is to replace tables with something better, something more... leg-less. We are currently experimenting with hoverboards and hover-sheets, but our research is ongoing.