Hide Behind the Sofa

You know, sometimes the world can be a scary place. Like, have you seen the price of avocado toast lately? Or the state of the world's discourse? Yeah, sometimes it's just better to hide.

Why Hide Behind the Sofa?

For starters, it's a great way to avoid small talk at social events. You know, those awkward conversations with coworkers about the weather or your in-laws' vacation photos. No, thanks.

Plus, it's a great way to avoid getting into arguments with your spouse over whose turn it is to do the dishes. Just hide behind the sofa and pretend you're not home, like a ninja.

And let's be real, who needs personal space when you can have 4 feet of fabric and a few dusty old pillows to hide behind?

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