For those who've waited too long for the punchline, the main event, or the checkbook to clear.
Nothing new to report. Still waiting.
Check back later, we're not done waiting yet.
Or, you know, just go to Expectations High and pretend you're excited.
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To perfect the art of doing nothing, with a side of mild disappointment.
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