Warning: do not attempt to drink from this page, as the antigravity bottles are in a state of catastrophic overfill. The bottles are now so full of wine that they have begun to warp the fabric of space-time, causing nearby objects to float away at alarming rates.
Scientists are still unsure what the long-term effects of this phenomenon will be, but it's probably bad.
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