Theories of Antigravity Bottles

A comprehensive collection of outlandish explanations for the unexplained

1. The Flibberflabber Effect

It's a well-known fact that Antigravity Bottles have a 99.9% chance of defying the laws of physics at any given moment. We've observed this phenomenon to be directly correlated with an individual's proximity to a decent cup of coffee.

Read more about The Flibberflabber Effect: Case Studies

2. Quantum Non-Permanence

Some experts claim that Antigravity Bottles have been observed to exist in multiple states at once, defying the fundamental principles of quantum mechanics. We're still trying to figure out what it means.

Explore Quantum Non-Permanence: The Uncertainty Principle

3. Inflato-Gravity Resonance

Antigravity Bottles have been found to emit a unique frequency of radiation when placed near a strong gravitational field. We're pretty sure it's not just the cat.

Read more about Inflato-Gravity Resonance: The Science