Antigravity Jellies are sentient, gelatinous cubes of pure, unadulterated chaos. Born from the swirling vortex of quantum foam, these Jellies have defied the laws of physics and gravity. They defy explanation, defy comprehension, and defy all sense of reason.
But, we'll try our best to explain it for you, because that's what we do here at Antigravity Jellies Inc. (Our slogan: "We'll never explain it, but we'll try.")
At Antigravity Jellies, we offer a wide range of services and products, including:
Jelly Therapy Sessions - Our experts will guide you through the process of surrendering your understanding of the world.
Jelly Ware - A collection of our patented, gravity-defying jellies, perfect for decorating your home or office.
Antigravity Tours - Join us on a guided tour of the quantum foam, where the laws of physics are but a distant memory.
Jelly Souvenirs - Take a piece of the Antigravity Jellies experience home with you!
Antigravity Support Group - Share your experiences and frustrations with fellow sufferers of the Antigravity Jellies phenomenon.