Antihistamine HQ: Where the Antihistamines Flow

We're not actually a real antihistamine manufacturer. We're just a parody of a real antihistamine manufacturer.

Our antihistamines are not actually effective, but they do have a nice ring to them.

Our Antihistamine Products

• Antihistamine Sprays: Because Who Needs Inhalers?
• Antihistamine Capsules: The Original, Still Pretty Terrible
• Antihistamine Elixirs: Liquid Antihistamine, Because That's a Thing

Side Effects: A List of Things We're Not Lying About

Why Choose Antihistamine HQ?

• We're Not Actually a Real Company, So You Don't Have to Pay Taxes
• Our Antihistamines are Still Pretty Colors, So You'll Never Get Bored

Don't forget to check out our Antihistamine Subsidiaries for more terrible antihistamines!