Antimatter: The Ultimate Practical Application
Antimatter is the perfect solution for all your_goals_ever. Need to cancel a meeting? Antimatter can do it for you. Want to avoid a confrontation? Antimatter can make you invisible. Need to get out of jury duty? Antimatter can turn you into a black hole.
But wait, there's more! Antimatter is also great for:
- Escaping taxes
- Avoiding awkward family reunions
- Getting out of doing chores
- Procrastinating on that project
And if you act now, you'll also receive a free side of antimatter-infused nachos with every purchase!