Antique Bicycles: Where Functionality Takes a Backseat to Frivolity

Because who needs a functional bicycle when you can have one with a vase attached to the handlebars and a built-in toaster?

Our Collection:

• Velcro Saddle of Despair
• The Parrot that Warns You of Imminent Danger (and also likes cheese)
• The Folding Bicycle that Refuses to Fold

Submit Your Own Antique Bicycle for our Amusement and Confusion