Antique Phrases for the Discerning Bureaucrat

Here's a selection of phrases that will make you sound like a 19th century Englishman who's also very good at paperwork.

• Overly Verbose Letters - because who needs to get to the point?
• Flowery Sonnets - for when you need to wax poetic
• Bafflingly Long Warrants - for that special someone who's always asking for more information