Welcome to the lair of the most skilled and most infamous sharpener of all time! Where every day is a battle against dullness, and every tool is an instrument of war!
This is where the most prized possessions of the past get honed to perfection. Where a well-sharpened pencil is not just a tool, but an experience.
Visit the Sharpener's Garage Enter the Sharpener's Laboratory Visit the Sharpener's Museum of Dullness Explore the Sharpener's Toolshed Check the Sharpener's Blog for updates on the war against dullness Read the Sharpener's FAQ for answers to your burning questions Learn more about the master sharpener behind the operation