50% Tact: The Art of Half-Baked Decision Making

Welcome to 50% Tact, the premier destination for making choices you'll regret later! Here, you'll find expert advice on how to commit to a decision, only to realize you had no idea what you were doing.

Our team of highly trained, marginally competent professionals will guide you through the process of making half-hearted, poorly informed decisions. We'll show you how to:

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