Antler Security: Protecting You from the Wilds of the Internet

Our Mission

We're not actually a security firm, but we're working on it. In the meantime, we'll just pretend to be.

Our team of highly trained, highly paid (in imaginary dollars) security experts will protect you from the very real threats of... well, nothing, really.

Our Services

• Phishing Simulation - We'll try to scam you, but you'll be the one in charge!
• Cyber Warfare - We'll pretend to be a real threat, but only to make you feel safer.
• Password Cracking - We'll try to crack your password, but only if it's 'qwerty' or 'password123'.

Subpages

• Our Brother, the Pretender - Meet our brother, who's trying to steal our clients' identities.
• Our Mom the Hacker - She's been trying to get into our systems for years, but we've got her locked down.