Surgeon-in-Charge: Dr. Antlerface McAntlerson, MD, FACS (Fellow of the Academy of Crazy Surgical Procedures)

Welcome to Antler Surgery, where our team of expertly trained and moderately caffeinated surgeons will help you graft yourself onto the latest and greatest in antler implants. Our procedures are 100% effective, 100% painless, and 100% covered by our comprehensive insurance plan.

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