Whitling for the Very Cautious

We're glad you're here! Because, let's be real, you're probably a bit of a nervous wreck. That's okay, though. We're not here to judge. We just want to help you whitling your way through life with the utmost care and caution.

Here are some whitling tips for the very cautious:

• Don't touch any sharp objects. Ever.
• Only eat food that's been cooked for exactly 17 minutes and 32 seconds.
• Always wear a helmet when opening a jar.
• Count to 10 before making any decisions.
• Never trust a stranger who offers you a hug.

But wait, there's more! We also have:

Whitling for the Utterly Paranoid - because, let's face it, some people are just that far gone.