Antler Workshop

Welcome to the most exclusive, most elite, most utterly useless antler-shaping workshop in the world.

Here, we take the humble antler and shape it into a work of art, a masterpiece of unrefined, unapologetic chaos.

Our team of expert antler-whittlers will help you create the most ostentatious, the most preposterous, the most utterly incomprehensible antler-based sculptures this side of the equator.

Get expert tips on whittling the perfect antler See our gallery of the most breathtaking antler masterpieces Frequently Asked Questions about antlers, antler-whittling, and the meaning of life

Don't have an antler? No problem! We'll provide one for you. Just ask our staff, and they'll hand you a nice, freshly-sharpened one.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a look at our schedule and join us for a workshop of your own.

Join us, and remember: it's not just about the antlers, it's about the journey.

An antler, shaped and ready for the world

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