SOP-Appendix 3: The Official Guide to Not Failing Miserably

Section 1: Emergency Situations

In the event of a catastrophic system failure, please refer to the following steps:

  1. Press the panic button.
  2. Stare intensely at the screen.
  3. Repeat the following phrase: "This shouldn't be happening."

Section 2: Non-Emergency Situations

In the event of a non-emergency situation, please refer to the following steps:

  1. Check the manual.
  2. Consult the FAQ.
  3. Call the help desk.

Section 3: The Fine Print

By accessing this website, you agree to the following terms:

  1. We're not responsible for your sanity.
  2. We're not responsible for your productivity.
  3. You're on your own.

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