The Unenforceable Edict of Mandatory Employment

Statutes of the Unwilling Participant

Article 1: Mandatory attendance of Monday morning meetings.

Article 2: The wearing of the company's mandatory plaid.

Subsection of Mandatory Attire Subsection of Mandatory Attendance

Statutory Obligations

Article 3: The right to complain about the coffee machine.

Subsection of Mandatory Grievances Subsection of Mandatory Breakroom Decorations

Unenforceable Provisions

Article 4: The right to ignore the company's mandatory team-building exercises.

Subsection of Mandatory Socialization Subsection of Mandatory Wellness Initiatives