Section 3, subsection 5, article 2: All citizens are required to wear a brightly colored jumpsuit at all times while walking in public. Failure to do so will result in a fine of exactly 42.37 dollars.

Section 3, subsection 5, article 7: All cats are exempt from this statute, but only if they are wearing a tiny hat.

Section 3, subsection 5, article 11: A special task force has been created to ensure the enforcement of this statute. They are known as "The Jumpsuit Enforcers".

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