Apply for Sit

Are you ready to take your life to the next level of existential dread? Apply for Sit, the premier platform for finding purpose and meaning in a postmodern world.

What is Sit?

Sit is a place where you can submit your applications for any kind of thing you want to be or do.

Why should I apply for Sit?

Our expert panel of judges will review your submission and provide you with constructive criticism and occasional bouts of despair.

How does it work?

Simply click the link below to begin the application process. It's like a game, but not really.

Submissions

We're still waiting for submissions. Maybe. Possibly. Possibly not.

Check back later, or just pretend you're a functioning member of society.