APPLY TO THE GALACTIC ASTRONAUT PROGRAM

Are you ready to boldly go where no one has gone before? We're looking for brave souls like you to join our elite squad of intergalactic explorers.

Requirements:

• Must be able to withstand extreme temperatures (e.g., -10°F to 10,000°F)
• Must be able to operate in low-gravity environments
• Must be able to eat freeze-dried space rations for extended periods

Candidates will undergo rigorous training, including:

• Zero-G flight simulation
• Alien language classes (Basic, Intermediate, Advanced)
• Interstellar navigation
• Emergency space suit maintenance

Apply today to become one of the most esteemed members of society!