Subpages: Apply to be an Alchemist

Are you ready to turn lead into gold? Or at least, are you ready to make a decent cup of coffee? We've got a comprehensive guide to becoming a master alchemist, complete with recipes for transmutation and a dash of mysticism.

Step 1: Gather your materials

Elixir of Folly Recipe - A concoction of moonbeam, unicorn tears, and a pinch of stardust.

Philosopher's Stone: Not actually useful for turning lead into gold, but great for holding your alchemical notes - A beautifully crafted stone for holding all your alchemical secrets.

The Ancient Art of Alchemy: A Guide to Not Getting Lost in the Woods - A primer on the mystical aspects of alchemy, complete with illustrations of our alchemical ancestors in silly hats.

Alchemical Safety Precautions: Don't Blow Yourself Up, Please - A list of safety guidelines for not accidentally turning yourself into a toad.

Step 2: Practice your craft

Join our Alchemy Club, where you can learn from other would-be alchemists and share your own recipes and techniques.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Turning Lead into Gold - But don't say we didn't warn you.