Are you ready to turn lead into gold? Or at least, are you ready to make a decent cup of coffee? We've got a comprehensive guide to becoming a master alchemist, complete with recipes for transmutation and a dash of mysticism.
Elixir of Folly Recipe - A concoction of moonbeam, unicorn tears, and a pinch of stardust.
Philosopher's Stone: Not actually useful for turning lead into gold, but great for holding your alchemical notes - A beautifully crafted stone for holding all your alchemical secrets.
The Ancient Art of Alchemy: A Guide to Not Getting Lost in the Woods - A primer on the mystical aspects of alchemy, complete with illustrations of our alchemical ancestors in silly hats.
Alchemical Safety Precautions: Don't Blow Yourself Up, Please - A list of safety guidelines for not accidentally turning yourself into a toad.
Join our Alchemy Club, where you can learn from other would-be alchemists and share your own recipes and techniques.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Turning Lead into Gold - But don't say we didn't warn you.