Warning: this book is for the utterly bewildered and the faint of heart.
Start with the basics and progress through the arcane ranks with our expert guidance.
Learn how to craft a toaster that not only toasts bread but also summons a swirling vortex of pure chaos.
Don't have the skills? Read the first chapter for a crash course.
Unlock the secrets of transmutation, where you can turn lead into gold (just kidding, it's actually just tin cans).
Still stuck? Read the second chapter for a dose of reality.
Remember: practice your arcane engineering at your own risk!
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, try Transdimensional Terrain Navigation for the ultimate challenge.
Do not attempt to build any of the projects described on this site. They will probably blow up in your face. Probably.