In this explosive follow-up to the original Area-12 Report, we dive deeper into the tangled web of sock puppeteers and their nefarious schemes.
Our investigative team has uncovered evidence of a massive cover-up involving missing socks, sinister laundry detergent, and a secret society of sock aficionados.
But that's not all, folks! We also expose the shocking truth about the real reason behind the Great Sock-pocalypse of 2023.
Read on for the full report and stay one step ahead of the sock-nami.