Warning: Entering this realm, you will be subject to a series of increasingly ridiculous rules.
Rule 1: All competitors must wear a full suit of armor while fighting a pack of wild boars.
Rule 2: The arena will be filled with a minimum of 5,000 gallons of molten lava.
Rule 3: All combatants must recite an original poem to their opponent before engaging in combat.
Rule 4: The winner will be declared the one who survives longest, not the one who kills their opponent.