Arguments Are My Love Language
Here is where I come to work through all the reasons I'm right and you're wrong.
- Reasons to hate mornings
- Reasons why pineapple doesn't belong on pizza
- Reasons to justify my extensive collection of novelty socks
Reasons to Hate My Neighbors
- They play their music too loudly
- They have too many lawn gnomes
- They insist on wearing plaid with polka dots
Reasons to Love My Self
- I have a impressive collection of antique teapots
- I can recite the entirety of 'Hamlet' from memory
- I once ate 17 bowls of cereal in one sitting